Oh Fiddle dee dee!

There is a quitting time for working in the fields?

Rhett Butler—best timing ever!

Let me save my parrot as I flee Atlanta!

Rhett…why did you have to break my heart and join the army? At the most random time ever?

Insert happy cheery rainbow

And the clouds part ever so perfectly

I’m just going to run up to the house, let me leave the woman that just had a baby and the baby in the buggie….brb

Love that the overlay starts on the fire

Seriously who does Ashley love? I would have punched him in the face by now….

Never have I seen a woman that can manipulate men better than Scarlet… I tip my hat to her

So all of her fake husbands are killed? More drama that way?

Every time that you think she has grown, she just turns out to be an immature child

This love story is worse than a Midsummer’s Night Dream!

Are we going to kill everyone off?

We had to sit through a 4 hour movie that depicts the Civil War from start to finish, just for her to learn a lesson and she can’t even keep her man?!?!?!!!

“It’s the mist from your dreams child!!!” (said in the voice of Grandmother Willow)

Tweets from Amistad

Any scene is more dramatic in the rain…

Let me sneak by your dinner party unnoticed…on a ship…full of captured African people…..

JQA…my hero…catching a cat nap but still paying attention

Someone is horribly off key…

Was the professor meant to be portrayed as an idiot?

A handshake and now they magical think the same thoughts?? I think that I like the magic swirling leaves better…(no bias at all…..)

So they tried it twice in the same court with 2 different judges and then they skipped a court and jump to the Supreme Court

The Patriot tweets (except on a blog)

Susan: I shake my head at you and your inability to make a rocking chair

Because anyone can run into a burning building, get exactly what they need and not get stopped by a hot spot. Totally normal

Aren’t there too many continental soldiers in the first battle scene?

Col. Tavington: Let me kill everyone because I have no money at home in England

Cornwallis: (looking at the lady) Are you really that dumb? Col. Tavington: Waiter! Another drink please!

Beach=Swamp…those 2 places are interchangeable right?

While I die because I have been shot, let me forget about the pain and throw this gun to you with perfect timing.

How many toy soldiers did that kid have? Enough to last through the war?

Die well dressed. Words to live by

When did the dogs get back? He calls them from the fort and then they disappear and then come back right at the end???

When did she have a kid???

 

The Last of the Mohicans (If I were to have a twitter account…)

  • Didn’t we talk about public displays of affection in the last movie? Oh but wait…they are seemingly private displays of affection that are totally realistic for the time period…..but wait….. And it is also totally realistic that he would be able to run through a battle killing 3 or 4 people along the way to reach his love in time to save her from being scalped….totally would happen just like that…
  • The father in this movie also played Powhatan in Disney’s Pocahontas…..I felt that just needed to be shared.
  • Totally could have made it over that waterfall…in a canoe…no prob…and totally can survive that jump from the waterfall….because I’m that awesome.
  • What do you mean you can’t jump through waterfalls and have gunpowder still work?! What is this madness?!
  • 2 broken branches=the path to love
  • No please don’t jump off a cliff, take my bloody hand instead….never mind the fact  you just witnessed me killing the person that you were infatuated with that was trying to save your life